So here I am, writing m'blog with m'hand, on m'graphics tab. Yeeeeeah, the novelty REALLY hasn't worn off yet! Yay for never getting tired of fleeting obsessions! Oooo oxymoron m'bitch up!
Okay so this is just a quick blog... I don't have any new, annoyingly pointless stories about my life right now. So instead I've got an extra-long, super duper poem to share with y'all!
I hope you like it - feedback from my virtually non-existent fanbase would be great since, you know, this is a tiny segment of my career we're talking about here. And not just that...I'm cutting up morsels of my heart and mind to share with you. The least you could do is buy me FLOWERS every once in a while after forty DAMN years of MARRIAGE and the three BEAUTIFUL children I raised while you were out gambling away their inheritance, KEVIN!
I'm sorry. Sometimes it gets to me... the pressure. It's a lot to bear.
Anyway! Step aboard 'cause here we go!
***POEM REMOVED BECAUSE IT'S IN A COMPETITION, INNIT!***
Sigh. That's it folks!
"Oh-ho. Let me come home. Home is wherever I'm with you."