It's been a while since I last done a blog, so this will be a mash-up recap of all the insignificant, completely awesome things that have happened in my life that I would normally blog about but just haven't had chance.
First things first, I just found a pound. Literally just this minute. It was laid on my bedroom floor and no doubt delivered by the pound fairy last night. In fact it definitely was, because here is a photo of her dropping it off:
It's probably a reward for all the good deeds I've done like sticking with Grey's Anatomy throughout season 8 despite it being ridiculous and verging on boring.
Second things second, I went and gone and saw the H'Avengers! The H'Avengers are a really nice family with three dads and one mum and a family friend called Hawkley One Eye (who is an amalgamation of Samuel L Jackson and Jeremy Renner) and an obese green child called The 'Ulk. Here is a photograph of them being happy together:
Normally I would do a full film review, but because this is a quick recap I'm not allowed. I am however allowed to say "it was really good", and "I give it ten muscles out of ten arms", which are things that I would probably have said if I'd done a full film review.
Moving on. I was walking down the road the other day and found a secret note. Here's what it said:
Being a spy I was able to deduce that all of these things added together would equal a horrendous curry bomb likely to engulf Edinburgh in a fragrant river of chickens and sauce. I compiled my own list of potential suspects:
As you can see, they are all known terrorists. Fear not, however! I sent my findings to Scotland Yard and they're working to arrest all of these people so they can torture them mercilessly until they spill their guts, both figuratively and literally - they'll be torturing them with slightly off cheese - listeria abounds!
And that's all I have to say right now because nothing else that is equal to or more interesting than these things has happened to me since my last blog.
BYE! x
N'yah spy! So funny :)
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